CSI: American Carnage (Monday, September 16, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald tosses the empty diet coke can toward the garbage and says, Dammit, Spanky! Dammit! Should’ve taken care of Judge when you had the chance. I’m sick and tired of cleaning up for you. Amy is on the teevee. George asks her if she thinks Spanky should be impeached. Amy doesn’t answer the question. She says, I don’t think you can look at impeachment hearings without getting the documents, the House would have to get the documents, and the attorney general is shielding documents. You need a new president, you need a new attorney general that respects the law. Amy is running for president. Donald pops another diet coke and chuckles. Ha ha ha. George dispatches Amy and brings on Ted. Ted says, We held a hearing, we — we invited the principal witness to testify, we’ve heard it, the American people heard it and at the end of the day, the American people made a judgment that — that the evidence wasn’t there, the corroboration wasn’t there, and — and I think this article just shows the obsession with the far left, with — with trying to smear Justice Kavanaugh by going 30 years back with anonymous sources. George says, The point is that there was not an adequate investigation. Ted says, What you saw is you really saw the Democrats I think taking advantage of Dr. Ford and turning it into a circus. The testimony did not corroborate her allegations and the American people had a chance to look Judge Kavanaugh in the eye — now Justice Kavanaugh — and hear his explanation. And at the end of the day, I think this is The New York Times just — just — just being bitter enders. Donald says, Bitter enders. Good. Bitter tears. Bitter bitter bitter. Donald picks up his cell and punches furiously, Brett Kavanaugh should start suing people for libel, or the Justice Department should come to his rescue. The lies being told about him are unbelievable. False Accusations without recrimination. When does it stop? They are trying to influence his opinions. Bitter bitter bitter. Can’t let that happen! Can’t let Brett Kavanaugh give Radical Left Democrat (Liberal Plus) Opinions based on threats of Impeaching him over made up stories (sound familiar?), false allegations, and lies. This is the game they play. Fake and Corrupt News is working overtime! #ProtectKavanaugh Donald puts his phone down. There is a scuttling sound from back near the garbage. Hector! Hector! Hector unplugs and makes his way to Donald passed the expanding encroachments on the floor that are now growing out from the walls as well. Donald says, A couple grande nachos boxes with the spicey beef. No. Make it four. Hector withdraws. Donald says, The shit’s gonna hit. They can’t do this to me! He ponders the thought. Shit’s gonna hit. But whom? Gotta build the drama. Who’s the culprit? Oldest in the book. We know they did it. It’ll drive them crazy. Goddamn Spanky better be grateful to Our Great President, me. Culprit. Bitter. Iran. Hulu. Benny. Who’s the culprit? – Monday, September 16, 2019