CSI: American Carnage (Monday, November 18, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Mikey, Mikey, where did you find these people? Donald asks. What slimy rocks are you turning over? What sleazy back allies with the butchers and thugs are you trolling? Like seriously. Did you go out to a garbage sale for used Never Trumpers? What the hell. Mike says, Well, sire, I, no. Donald is angry. His face is red, blotchy like a old squash. He says, You go to the Fake Convention? You do the Sham? What the fuck. Where’d you find this Trawler? This Hat Seller? Mike says, Taylor? Donald says, Shut him up. He’s your guy. Shut him up. And this So-Called Superman. He’s about as Super as my pool guy at Trump Doral. You know what you do with a Super who can’t do the job? You kick him the fuck out. Down the stairs and right the fuck out. And The Woman. Why is she even still talking? Why is she talking, Mikey? Rudy worked his ass off to ditch her and here she is. She’s like the bad potato that keeps coming back from the cellar and the night soil. She just walks down the fucking street and right into the fucking living rooms of, okay, not millions of people, but a few thousand, a few thousand who want to be bored, who can’t be bothered with turning it off. You know, Mike, It would be really great if the people within the Trump Administration, all well-meaning and good (I hope!), could stop hiring Never Trumpers, who are worse than the Do Nothing Democrats. Nothing good will ever come from them! They will all become shit diggers. And what about this other woman? The one I never even heard of? What’s her name? What does she even know? Why is she even able to talk? She gets right up on teevee. Mike says, She’s in the bunker. Donald says, Quiet! Quiet! She doesn’t know shit. Why is she in the Fake Witch Hunt? She’s the Witch? I’m not the Witch. She’s the Witch. And you are letting all of these know-nothing Morons just walk around in the daylight with the open air. Kim could deal with them. He understands perfectly how to deal with these people, as you know. Depart this life – that’s what Kim thinks. He says Biden is showing final stages of dementia, okay, the doctors there, that’s what they’re saying. Such a rabid dog should be beaten to death with a stick. That’s what they’re saying. Let people know that. I don’t support beating Biden to death with a stick, but Kim does. Do you think that’s appropriate Mikey? Do you think Biden should be beaten to death with a stick? That’s what Kim thinks. But he’s still young and kinda goes off. – Monday, November 18, 2019