CSI: American Carnage (Monday, May 20, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Donald is telling Mitt about the time Joey No Socks and the guys played with the cement and Charlie Fish got stuffed into the barrel of fish hooks and it all got shipped to the South Street Market and delivered to Donald’s vendors. Donald says, All thumbs, these guys. Ha ha ha. And Deutsche Bank paid for the whole fucking thing! With the money from Oleg! Ha ha ha. Mitt smiles and crinkles his nose. Donald says, You wanna see the wires we got stuffed into Lou’s head? Mitt says, No, I don’t think I have the time. Donald says, Ah, come on, it’ll only take a second. The guys at the bank used the money from Maxim and pushed it through Alpha and before you know it, Lou’s rewired, we got new clients for the mansions south of Mar, and Sergey, gee, nobody’s seen Sergey in awhile. I wonder what happened. ha ha ha. So now Lou’s back to his usual sniveling self. Ha ha ha. Just like you. Mitt says, Well, if I were in as deep as you, I wouldn’t be so quick to throw around the insults. Donald says, Ha ha. You bet. Listen, what you’ve seen, and what we can do to you, I don’t have a thing to worry about. Because, Mitt, you’re more of a sniveler than most of these bozos. Mitt says, That’s it. I’ve got another appointment. Donald says, You know Mitt, you guys are all alike. But now you’re in up to your fucking eyeballs. McConnell is. Even fucking Collins. Your job is to keep the wheels turning, the flows flowing, and to make sure none of our guys stray off the path. No collusion. No obstruction. No fucking around. Don’t forget the gun. Use it, if you need to. Mueller and all the rest — they are liars and treason. Use it. Do that, and there’s a nice little something waiting for you in the Oval, the room off the oval. Scratch my back, or even better, make sure the funds are available for future scratching, and we can do business. Mitt shakes his head. He says, This is troublesome. It’s worrisome. I’m going to have to give it serious thought. I’ll tell you right to your face, it’s troublesome. Donald says, Good boy. – Monday, May 20, 2019