CSI: American Carnage (Monday, March 4, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Hector stands silently in his shadowy nook near the fridge in the executive lounge. Donald is in his recliner. Empty wrappers and cans clutter the side table. Donald has the teevee remote in his hand. The teevee is paused at the point where Jim Jordan is calling Michael Cohen a liar. Donald says, Fucking liar! Lies! There is a knock at the door. Donald says, Get it, Hec. Hector powers up and opens the door. Stephen walks in. Donald says, Stevie, move that shit off the chair and sit down. I’m gathering evidence here. Stephen glances at the teevee. He sits and says, Disgraceful! Disgusting, sir! No president in the history of presidents has faced such scurrilous attacks. Baseless! Revolting! Unbelievable! Donald says, Not only that but they are Out-Fucking-Rageous. Presidential Harassment by “crazed” Democrats at the highest level in the history of our Country. Likewise, the most vicious and corrupt Mainstream Media that any president has ever had to endure – Yet the most successful first two years for any President. We are WINNING big, the envy of the WORLD, but just think what it could be? For the Democrats to interview in open hearings a convicted liar & fraudster, at the same time as the very important Nuclear Summit with North Korea, is perhaps a new low in American politics and may have contributed to the “walk.” Never done when a president is overseas. Shame! Stephen says, It is not your fault, sir. You are blameless. No way they can blame you for what they did in Hanoi. Schiff and his henchmen, they are responsible. They are the ones who poisoned the good intentions of Chairman Kim. They are the ones who misrepresented the Great Chairman and what he has done and what he is willing to do. They are the ones responsible for any tourist dumb enough to wander over the DMZ. Donald says something unintelligible. Hector brings over a coke, pushes some food boxes on the floor, and sets it down on the side table. Donald says, He brought his own kimchi. But the Vietnamese made me some chicken. It was good. They like me. Fucking Little Shifty Schiff. He’s the one who fucked this up. And Crooked. She bears a lot of responsibility. Jordon should put her behind bars. And Podesta too. All of these Crooks. After more than two years of Presidential Harassment, the only things that have been proven is that Democrats and other broke the law. The hostile Cohen testimony, given by a liar to reduce his prison time, proved no Collusion! His just written book manuscript showed what he said was a total lie, but Fake Media won’t show it. I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad, conflicted & corrupt people in a Witch Hunt that is illegal & should never have been allowed to start – And only because I won the Election! Despite this, great success. Innocent, Stevie! Innocent man! Hounded! Fucking persecuted. Fake News™ like never in history. They’re all in a COLLUSION! But us? NO COLLUSION! Very great success. Tremendous. Stephen says, Sir, absolutely innocent. You are right. And we will be taking measures.
— Monday, March 4, 2019