CSI: American Carnage (Monday, March 25, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Listen to me Stevie, Donald says. Now, now that I’m back from beautiful Mar, now is when we take control, okay, control, no pussyfooting, I’m sick of the pussyfooting with these criminals. What happens now is we point to the guys that need to be pointed at and crush them like bugs, you know, until they squish. It’s a zoo out there, Stevie, and we are gonna make sure everybody knows who the monkeys are. Stephen pulls his chair closer to the bowl of chips in the executive lounge and says, Absolutely. You were so right. The conspiracy has been exposed by Bob Mueller. Donald says, I have said time and time again that the Fake News™ has been colluding with the Crazy Dems, delusional, and we gotta make sure that NO PRESIDENT ever has to go through this again. Four years of this Stevie, four years of lies and conspiracy aimed at your president, Donald J. Trump. Now it’s time for the road kill, and that road kill will show everybody that their president has been treated so unfairly. Very bad. You can start with these crazy people at MSNBC and the Fake News™ CNN. We need these people on trial and we need them locked up. They are worse than the road kill. Stevie says, They are disgusting. Donald says, We’re gonna find out how much balls Little Lyin Acosta has, not much, probably, plus all the other ones. Stephen says, Yes sir. Donald says, The Dems are so crazy, they are beyond delusional, Cryin’ Chuck, Nancy, Nutty Nadler, they lost and then they tried the coup and the coup failed. The coup failed, Stevie, because there is NO COLLUSION, there was a failed coup. Hannity, I was talking to Hannity, and he said that this was a blatant attempt to rig a presidential election, and take down a duly elected president of the people. This cannot and will not stand, Stevie. And Seany doesn’t fuck around because starting Monday, which is today, right, today, he’s gonna hold every deep state official who abused power accountable. He’s gonna hold every fake news media liar member accountable. He’s gonna hold every liar in Congress accountable. Stephen says, Devin had an idea. Donald says, Yeah? Stephen says, Yeah, since the fake Mueller report is based on lies and conspiracy theories aimed at boosting the crooks and the Dems. Donald says, Which are the same. Stephen says, Yeah. So it’s a partisan document that should be burned. So Devin’s gonna have a public burning of the report and other documents and papers, books, whatever. Like a big bonfire of all this crooked, lying stuff. It’s like a cleansing, you know. And then you go after the liars and criminals responsible for the report in the first place, you know, the disgusting Dems and the lying media who have covered up for Hillary and Obama and Podesta. Donald says, You’re talking the real conspiracy. Hillary and the Ukraine, that’s what’s behind all this. Hillary and the Ukraine. It’s no wonder they tortured Paulie. Ruined him. Good man. Ruined him. Worse than Abu Gray. Far far worse. Get on it, Stevie. You gotta seize the day at dawn. — Monday, March 25, 2019