CSI: American Carnage (Monday, March 16, 2020)
Excerpts from the president’s statement delivered moments ago from the Rose Garden outside the White House:
Beautiful day outside. And I think we have some great things to talk about.
We have it totally under control.
It’s going to be just fine!
We have it very well under control.
We pretty much shut it down.
The numbers are going to get progressively
better.
We’re going very substantially down, not up.
Something we have tremendous control of.
It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.
I just had a phone call with very impressive people — the biggest in the world.
We’re going to all be great. We’re going to be so good.
Take it easy. Just relax.
Relax. We’re doing great. It all will pass.
I don’t take responsibility at all.
Really good news. It’s really great for our country.
I didn’t do it.
I don’t know anything about it.
You’ll have to ask him.
I don’t know the man.
It’s going to disappear one day. It’s like a miracle.
— Monday, March 16, 2020