CSI: American Carnage (Monday, July 8, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Donald lifts his head from the conference table and says, Listen up. They have his fucking address book. I’m talking the current one, the one he’s got now. Rudy on speaker says, Lemme give Alan a call. He knows what’s happening right now. Boss, says Alex, Alan says he doesn’t know nothing. Nothing. Belly says, I’m saying we gotta dump Berman. This guy is outa control. First he goes after Cohen and now this. Rudy this is your guy. Rudy says, I barely know Berman. Donald says, Cohen’s a looser, look where he is. You may not know this, but Jeff will say anything, plus he may have written down a lot of phony stuff, as protection. They do that, they cover for themselves by going after innocent people. Kev didn’t have anything to do with it. They going after Kev? Woody? Ivanka says, Daddy, Jare isn’t in his book is he? Donald says, How do I know, baby doll? But I can tell you the Prince is. Ivanka says, Momo? Daddy! Semion on speaker says, this is very bad for the business. We cannot have our lines to Ryadh disrupted. It is delicate time. Donald says, Bill, you know these people, your Dad hired Jeff. Your Dad launched him. Belly says, Yeah, yeah. He’s a list maker and a fabulist. Donald says, there’s nothing fabulous about these lies. It’s a disgrace. It’s a disgrace, a disgrace that a guy like this can lie his way into so much money. Belly says, That’s my point. Look, we can get whatever they think they’ve got tossed. But the final solution? Get rid of Berman. Joey No Socks says, Boss, we can handle this. Remember the incident with Lead Foot? Donald says, Shut up, moron. Berman, get rid of Berman. Bill, we gotta have all hands on deck here. This guy has no morals whatsoever and will lie about anything. He is the most incredible liar, and the thing is, everybody knows he lies, and they just fucking go along with it. It’s a disgrace. They think they can get me through him, but I barely knew the guy. Alex says, They got his address book the last time and you were in it 10 different ways with different numbers and addresses. Donald says, Who doesn’t have a phone? I got numbers. Plus that was all more of the lies, okay. Julio at the pizza place over on Connecticut Avenue’s got my telephone numer. So fucking what? If I were you, Alex the Fuck up, If I were you, since you fucked this up so badly the first time, okay, I’d shut the fuck up because you have contributed nothing to the discussion here, okay. Just shut up. Rudy says, My advice is to to get rid of Berman. Maybe Chris can help. Chris can’t stand him. Donald says, Chris’s got a big mouth. Plus he’s a fucking liar. All these people are fucking liars, fucking liars. There’s no fucking honor here. No fucking honor among these guys. No honor at all. – Monday, July 8, 2019