CSI: American Carnage (Monday, July 6, 2020)
ARIZONA – Little Timmy and the Professor’s small strike force – augmented by the band of pirates and wenches, plus the soothing presence of Bill the Cadaver – continues on in the wake of the Ship of Black Eternity. From time to time, the lonely howl of a coyote pierces the desert night and occasionally the wail of a child trapped in the clutches of a trafficker can be heard coming from the border. The group trudges on. Boris, genial triple agent, says to Mohammed, Timmy’s friend, When I get back to condo, I plan big feast with lots of liquor; maybe some veeb. What do you plan? Mohammed says, Weed. Not veeb. Boris says, Veeb is specialty of Poohteen. He give to leetle girls. Mohammed says, What is it with these guys and little girls? It seems that’s all they think about. Boris says, They cannot handle real woman with the brains. Eet ees … Suddenly a woman in a sleeveless shirtwaist appears by the side of the desert path. She says, Hi boys. Looking for some fun? Boris stops, caught off guard. Mohammed says, Sarah! Sarah! Get back here. The woman comes over to Boris who simply stares at her, bugeyed. Hey handsome, she says, fingering the buttons on his shirt. You look very strong. Oh my goodness. Look at those pecs! She opens her eyes wide. Boris remains speechless. Mohammed says, Who are you? Sarah, Timmy’s friend from the resistance pot luck, comes up quickly behind Mohammed. She looks at the woman and says, Oh for Christs sake! Not another one. She pushes Boris back. He blinks. Back away, everyone, we’ve got another mega spreader here. Timmy says, You mean MAGA spreader? Sarah shoots him a look. Mohammed says, She just appeared by the side of the road and came on to Boris. Who is she? The woman says, All you have to do is ask, Honey pie. Don’t you want to spread my toast, baby? Sarah says, No question we are in one of the hottest hoax spots on the planet. This is a rare sighting. The Professor, who had been in deep conversation with Bill the Cadaver, comes up to the group. He says, What’s the hold up? What’s going on? Who is this woman? Sarah says, Meet Carolin Gallego, a double not used by the Autocrat for 30 years. Professor call in the coordinates to HQ. Carolin has a look of alarm. She says, Hey, wait a minute, I’m just the guy’s secretary. All I can say is I do not believe any man in America gets more calls from women wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful women, the most successful women — all women love Donald Trump. The Professor says, Everyone, listen up. We have instituted a mandatory mask and ear-muff order. He looks around. Bill the Cadaver is not wearing a mask, nor has he donned ear plugs or sound mufflers of any kind. The Professor says, Bill! You must cover your ears. Bill says, Professor, I have no ears! The Professor says, Right. Carry on. He turns to Carolin, who is now chewing gum and tousling Little Timmy’s hair. Bill says, Sex always helps a hoax go down easily. The Professor says, What’s your game Ms. Gallego? She says, No game, handsome. You’re following in the wake of the Ship of Black Eternity. You are aware that Beyoncé is not even African American. She is faking this for exposure. Her real name is Ann Marie Lastrassi. She is Italian. This is all part of the Soros Deep State agenda for the Black Lives Matter movement. BEYONCÉ YOU ARE ON NOTICE! Her song ‘Formation’ was a secret coded message to the globalists. The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana. She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag. In the Satanist ‘Formation’ song Beyonce shouts out a ‘Black Bill Gates in the making’. Consequently, in 2020 we see Black Lives Matter terrorizing the country at the same time as Bill Gates pushes a COVID vaccination. She was getting the ladies in formation 4 years ago. Why? Sarah says, That is a question, you’ll have to keep asking yourself. We’ve called in your coordinates and we’re moving on. Let’s go. The strike for turns down the path and heads away from shirtwaisted Carolin Gallego, who is consumed by an unusual desert fog. A screaming comes from across the sky which has taken on the appearance of a television tuned to a dead channel. – July 6, 2020