CSI: American Carnage (Monday, December 30, 2019)
MAR-A-LAGO — In the office off of the dining room, Donald turns to Stephen and says, One thing. I am the president. Stephen says, Absolutely. No question. Donald says, Anything I say, goes. Stephen says, Yes. And more. You can tell anyone to do anything and they’ve got to do it. Donald says, What’s in this whatdaya call it, it says, anybody who doesn’t do what I say, I can do whatever I want to them too. Stephen says, There’s no doubt. Pat says it’s all right there in black and white. Clear as day. The president has complete authority. Donald says, This Congress shit is completely illegal. Congress is a sham and a scam, a fraud. Stephen says, How anyone could think anything else is unbelievable. Donald says, Fake. Now we gotta hit these nasty terrorists in Iran. This Fake Congress can’t stop that. They think they can take me down with their spies and traitors, but they haven’t seen what we can do with Iran. My blacks are completely with me. The base wants the Moolahs. They want them. We’re gonna give it to them. We are not going to be deterred. Stephen says, No. No way. You have total and complete authority. Pat says everything is set. He’s trying to find Mick, who’s not answering his phone. Mike’s out of town. But everyone else is completely ready to go. Donald says, The congress, what a joke. We are going to take them down. They think they can take me down. Nobody takes down Donald Trump. Look at what happened to that little Oriental fat guy. Can’t even find enough to buy a twinkie. Xi is on his knees. Only I know what I am doing. The Moolahs will back down. And the results are going to be unbelievable. Stephen says, Yes. Unbelievable. No one will expect it. Donald says, Never telegraph your moves, okay. What I’m saying. Your Moolah has got his head in the sand, but it don’t pay to telegraph. No matter how easy it’s going to be, never do it. – Monday, December 30, 2019