CSI: American Carnage (Monday, August 19, 2019)
IN THE CYBER – Little Timmy, pup reporter, peers out from the mouth of the great cave in The Cyber as the Obama-spider continues to tighten its web around the autocrat. From what is possibly the north, Hillary, John Brennan, John Podesta, James Comey, Ellen DeGeneres, Cardi B, and other Deep State operatives, rappel down some sludgy clouds and set upon the autocrat, ripping and tearing at his flesh. The Professor stands next to Timmy. He says, It isn’t a pretty sight, these conspiracy theories. It’s best not to look. Timmy says, Gosh, Professor, if we don’t look, we won’t know what is happening or what path we should take. Sarah, Timmy’s friend from the resistance pot luck, says, He’s right, Professor. Moreover, the autocrat stokes these conspiracies to bolster his power and sense of importance. These conspiracies are allegories of the collective unconscious. The autocrat, given his rodent-like cunning, understands his best defense is to support ever more unbelievable theories. They are all flags of the disintegrating culture, which the autocrat exploits. Boris, the genial triple agent, says, Sarahchik, thees ees nonsense. We in The Cyber, this is all made up. Sarah says, That’s my point. What goes on here, no matter how irrational, reflects and intensifies what is happening outside. Mohammed, Timmy’s friend, says, Outside? I thought we were already outside. Sarah says, We are in a netherspace, a dimension of reality that is a reflection of the autocrat’s highly disfigured brain as it is shaped by the national processing center. What is The Cyber if not a mirror displaying millions of psyches regressing? The Professor says, That’s an excellent point Sarah. The Professor takes out a notepad and jots a few thoughts down with his pencil. There is another sound of tearing. The strike force looks up and sees that the autocrat has poked through the Obama-spider’s silken threads, as easily as a gun shot explodes through a droning speech. A snarling rumbles across the sky. The Hillary and Podesta spiders have retreated south. They pull wailing babies from a large X-Men lunch box, remove the plastic wrap, and hungrily eat. Boris says, Thees ees deesgustink! We should have killed when we had chance. The Hillary-spider tosses some ribs and a leg aside. They come hurtling down near the front of the cave. Sarah says, Is that Adam Schiff over to the west? The group looks and sees Schiff, naked, babies in each hand, headed for the autocrat. Mohammed says, This is epic! Sarah says, This must be some sort of warmup for what the theorists call the Storm. Timmy says, Which is? Sarah says, It is one of the end battles. All enemies of the autocrat, including Schiff, will ultimately be arrested and executed for their murderous pedophiliac, child-eating activities. Remember, Planet Ping Pong and who ran it? Timmy says, Some pizza guy? Boris shouts, Watch out, more baby body parts are falling from the sky! Thees must be the Storm! – Monday, August 19, 2019