CSI: American Carnage (Monday, April 6, 2020)
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
A CSI: American Carnage reporter was accosted in the street, Sunday, surrounded by a menacing group of men and women, tied up and dragged to a church near Elyria, Ohio. The reporter described being taunted by the group with slurs such as “deviant” and “fake” and “baby-killer.” One woman shouted, Why aren’t you on your knees before Jesus? The reporter protested that the group was violating the governor’s prohibition against large gatherings, which was greeted by laughter. Aren’t you concerned that you will spread infection? the reporter asked. A woman replied, No, I’m covered in Jesus’ blood. I’m covered in Jesus’ blood! A pastor in the church, who spoke to several parishioners kneeling and moaning in the pews, admonished them not to pray in this time of pestilence. He said, Do not pray, do not hope, do not think. Oh, praise God they are going to have a vaccine. That vaccine is from the pit of Hell. Do not pray for those vaccines, and do not take the vaccine. These vaccines are going to be coming, they are not going to be good. They’re not good for you physically, and spiritually. They’re a set-up for what shall come later. They are going to have a computer record of everybody who does take the vaccine. And that will be the Mark of the Beast, leading them to you. In order for them to put the chip in, you are going to have proof and verification that you have had these vaccines. If you won’t take the vaccines, then you don’t get the mark, and you can kind of figure out where that goes. The reporter was later released, and is being treated at a local hospital. He says, There are hundreds of people outside the hospital making videos of its empty parking lot and uploading them to the internet. Another staff member, a woman, was surrounded by chanting church-goers in Virginia late yesterday. She managed to escape by confusing her captors with questions about the use of irony. One man told her: I am not going to stop worshiping God, we are not going to stop gathering together because I don’t believe that any governor has the constitutional authority to tell me we can’t. The First Amendment gives us that right, And President Trump is fighting for our rights. Anyone can see that. – Monday, April 6, 2020
This is a developing story. Check back often for updates. The Editors