CSI: American Carnage (Monday, April 27, 2020)
WASHINGTON – And, Rudy says, are you sitting down? Donald says, Of course I’m sitting down. Rudy says, They have found dismembered bats in the kill room. Donald says, What! Dismembered bats? What the hell? Rudy says, As you know they have the Level Four biosafety lab. Donald says, Yeah, and they say it’s as leaky as an old colliander. That’s well known, very well known, what they say. Rudy says, Agreed, but what they don’t know is the link to the kill room. Bats in the kill room is a dead give away. Donald says, I have thought from the beginning that the kill room would be a factor in this. Does Hillary know we’ve found it. Rudy says, No. She thinks she and Podesta are free and clear. But our guys have been watching Comet Ping Pong for months now. The first big break was finding the trap door and then the tunnel leading to the kill room. Bat parts everywhere and piles of bones. Lots of hydroxychloroquine pills scattered all over the dirt floor. Sign with an arrow pointing, guess where. Donald says, Wuhan? Rudy says, No. China! Now, get this, Obama paid for it all. They laundered money through their Wuhan operation, we’ve traced maybe $3.7 million, and that money is what funded the tunnel system, the virus research, and the kill room. Donald says, Anything else in the kill room? Rudy says, Lots of jugs of Clorox and Lysol. Donald says, This is great! Rudy says, We also found, scratched on the wall, Joe was Here. Donald says, We’re gonna tie Joe to this like he’s a fucking mummy. Joe and China, funded by Clinton cash and aided by the Do-Nothing Democrat Party. I have worked to get this information and we will get it to the American People, who know I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven’t left the White House in many months (except to launch Hospital Ship Comfort) in order to take care of Trade Deals, Military Rebuilding etc., and then I read a phony story in the failing @nytimes about my work schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned. Anything to demean! The Fake News™ hates it! But now Bat Cadavers in the kill room! Was the Clorox poured in a circle around the pile of bones? Rudy says, I’ll have to check my notes. — Monday, April 27, 2020