CSI: American Carnage (Monday, April 13, 2020)
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!
Publication of today’s report has been postponed as the result of the on-going coronavirus pandemic. A working plan has been offered by The Editors sketching the way forward. The Editors
The Editors have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine, and readers should realize that it looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away, but remember it is very much under control in the USA, even if it doesn’t go away and the Stock Market is starting to look very good. The Editors suggest that The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power to inflame the situation. But remember, we are doing things that this country has never done before, in terms of our success. We’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away. The Editors