CSI: American Carnage (March 26, 2019)
The hooded figures file into the cavernous cathedral deep underground near the Federal Triangle metro stop. A robed cleric, face in shadows, stands at the altar. He says:
Let us pray. There has been No Collusion.
The congregants repeat, No collusion.
The cleric says, No Obstruction.
No Obstruction.
No Evidence.
No Evidence.
No indictment.
No indictment.
Let us pray. What do we have?
A deathblow to the liberal media.
The time of reckoning.
Complete Exoneration.
The day of judgment.
The cleric says, We beseech you. What has transpired?
Obama has failed. Hillary has failed. The criminals, the liars, the cheaters, the Fake News™, the Democrat Party — all failed.
The cleric says, Let us pray. What do we see?
We see that the dark cloud has been lifted.
We see vindication.
We see the resistance has been vanquished.
The cleric says, Let us pray. What do we want?
We want Obama investigated. We want Hillary investigated.
Maddow, Hayes, Melber, Chuck Todd, Don Lemon — all investigated.
We want Blumenthal, Schiff, Nadler, Swalwell, Perez, Brennan investigated.
Investigate.
Investigate.
Because the dark cloud has lifted.
It is time for the victory lap.
And the system works.
— Tuesday, March 26, 2019