CSI: American Carnage (Jan. 1, 2021)
EN ROUTE TO WASHINGTON — Donald says, What’s your name kid? The young soldier outside the bathroom says, Wayne Sir. Donald says, Wayne what? The soldier says, Just Wayne Sir. Donald loses interest. Keep reading, he says. Wayne clears his throat. He reads from the paper, By early next year, the China virus will disappear, be drowneded and be washed to sea in a tidal wave of Great American vaccine. Donald says, Good. Very good. Go on. Wayne says, Yes, Sir. And the bodies that are dead will be washed and buried and the great tidal wave, which will be historic, will carry the vaccine, not the dead bodies, to every nook and cranny, to every forgotten place in the world, from that place in Africa to the places in the Oriental countries and to the Hispanics in South America. Donald says, Excellent. My Blacks in Africa, add it. Go on. Wayne reads, This is one of the most extraordinary scientific, industrial and medical feats in history. No one has ever done it before. The entire world riding on the Great American wave, shooting the pipeline as it breaks over all the different continents, which span the globe from sea to shining sea. Everybody has it as that, that’s what they’re marking it down as, historic. We can never let people forget where it came from and how it came. We’re very proud to be honored. Wayne stops. Donald says, Go on. Wayne says, That’s all there is sir. Mr. Miller says it’s a brief message. Donald says, What about Josh? America is proud of Josh and the many others who are joining him. The USA cannot have fraudulent elections! Wayne says, Mr. Miller doesn’t have that in here. Donald says, Alright. Put it in. Go on. Wayne says, There isn’t any more. Donald says, We now have far more votes than needed to flip Georgia in the Presidential race. Massive VOTER FRAUD took place. @BrianKempGA, his puppet Lt. Governor @GeoffDuncanGA, and Secretary of State, are disasters for Georgia. Won’t let professionals get anywhere near Fulton County for signature verifications, or anything else. They are virtually controlled by @staceyabrams & the Democrats. Fools! Finished off the year with the highest Stock Market in history. Setting records with your 401k’s, just like I said you would. Congratulations to all! Wayne says, Yes Sir. Donald says, Put it in. Put it in. We have to be remembered for what’s been done. Wayne says, Happy New Year, should I add it. Donald says, Talk to Miller. He’s very smart, very nice. — Jan. 1, 2020