CSI: American Carnage (Friday, November 30, 2018)
Don Jr. looks at the steak on his plate, a 32 ouncer, and says, Guy, I gotta say, I’m worried. Eric looks up from his blood pudding and says, Dude, don’t worry. I got the guy a new flag. Nobody’s gonna have their Trump 2020 flag torn down and burned and be left with nothing, not while I’m around. We can’t let this kind of shit get out of hand. Don Jr. says, What are you talking about? Eric grabs a hunk of pudding, shoves it in his mouth and says, The Vermont guy. Somebody snucked in in the middle of the night and burned his Trump flag and threw the burned ashes, like that were burned, onto his front porch. I told him, I said, Gus, Thank you so much for the support and thank you for your service to our country! Get us your address – a new Trump 2020 Flag will be coming your way! Keep up the fight! Don Jr. says, Dude, Cohen just went rogue with some bullshit about Moscow and some building, I don’t know the details, some building that we’re supposedly building. We’re supposedly building a building in Moscow. Eric says, Why would we do that? You don’t mean that Idaho deal do you? The ski stuff and the snow? He digs out a massive chunk of pudding, pats it into a ball, and shoves it in his mouth. Eric says, I don’t know anything about that. Probably Jared. Don Jr. says, Jared, yeah. Don Jr. rips the hind end of his steak off the plate and tears into it. He chews. Don Jr. says, Jared’s been pushing this Moscow stuff for years. Poor dad. He goes along with it because of Ivanka. But dad told me that it’s cool, it’s a light deal, no money, no guarantees – just business, like we always do, we do business, no money, no money at all, and our buildings are our business, like we build them, and that’s just the end of it. But Cohen says Vlad was maybe gonna get a penthouse. Eric says, Why would Vlad want a penthouse in Idaho? Bits of pudding are stuck in Eric’s teeth. He says, Hey, you using that knife? Don Jr. says, No. Eric grabs Don Jr.’s knife and picks pudding globs from his teeth and scrapes pudding buts from beneath his finger nails. He gives the knife back to Don Jr. Eric says, Thanks, dude. Don Jr. says, We should talk to Ivanka. Find out how deep into this Jared is. She may know. He rips out the middle part of the steak and stuffs it into his mouth. Don Jr. says, I love these things. Eric says, Remember the time we killed the giraffe? Don Jr. says, Do I! Went down with one shot to the head. Eric says, The head? I aimed for the leg. Don Jr. says, Why’d you do that? Eric says, It’s so damn tall. Take it down, then kill it. Don Jr. says, Good thinking. We sure killed that African thing. So I’m maybe gonna ask Ivanka if she knows what Cohen is talking about. Eric scrapes up the last of his pudding. Don Jr. says, This must have something to do with all the Russian stuff and congress and some investigation. Eric says, I don’t know anything about that. Don Jr. says, Me neither. Jared’s gotta know. He never tells anybody anything. Eric says, Jared? Don Jr. says, Who? He stuffs the rest of his steak into his mouth. Eric says, I don’t remember.
— Friday, Nov. 30, 2018