CSI: American Carnage (Friday, November 23, 2018)
Hey, Kelly, Donald shouts, get the hell out of the picture, okay, you can set those tables any time. Kelly says, Yes, sir, and withdraws from arranging the holiday tables for the Golden Mar a Lago Thanksgiving with the Trumps holiday feast scheduled for later in the day. Donald shouts, Just get out of the shot. Jesus H. Christ. Okay. What are we waiting for? We can’t keep the heroes waiting, they are waiting right now, which is, are we rolling, okay, it’s a terrible thing when judges take over your protective services, when they tell you how to protect your border. It’s a disgrace. You probably see over the news what’s happening on our southern border. I don’t have to even ask you. I know what you want to do, you want to make sure that you know who we’re letting in. I can tell you this. And I am going to tell you now. If we find that it gets to a level where we lose control or people are going to start getting hurt, we’re going to close entry into the country for a period of time until we get it under control. Two days ago, we closed the border. We actually just closed it, said nobody’s coming in because it was just out of control. And then we got people in control, didn’t have to use any of what they call the lethal force. Lethal Force. Very deadly. The lethal. But we didn’t use it. Because you really are our heroes. And you are smart. Brilliant. But we need steam. Not this new stuff, the what do you call it? Stephen whispers loudly, electromagnetic catapult technology. Donald says, yeah, you use the catapults instead of the steam in the new aircraft carriers. You are brilliant but unfortunately, you have to be Albert Einstein to really work it properly. A naval officer speaks up. He’s on the line from Afghanistan. He says, You sort of have to be Albert Einstein to run the nuclear power plants that we have here as well. But we’re doing that very well. We need to go electromagnetic. Donald says, It’s a complicated issue, okay, we’ll have to see what happens, but everybody, on this great day, where we’re all going to gather together with loved ones and eat the turkey and the bread, the cranberries and the creamed onions, the turkey, the paté and the pickled cornichons, the mashed and the creamed with sage, and the champagne, which I don’t have, as you know, but all of my loved ones do, that want to, and you do, there is so much to be thankful for. Like me. Thankful for having a great family and for having made a tremendous difference in this country. I made a tremendous difference in the country. This country is so much stronger now than it was when I took office that you won’t believe it. And I mean, you see it, but so much stronger that people can’t even believe it. When I see foreign leaders, they say we cannot believe the difference in strength between the United States now and the United States two years ago. Made a lot of progress. And with the heroes and me, there is no limit. No limit whatsoever.
— Friday, Nov. 23, 2018