CSI: American Carnage (Friday, November 22, 2019)
Vast numbers of hooded congregants file into the cathedral. They enter pews silently, heads bowed. The Great Man of the Cloth unspools before them, high on the pulpit.
He says, Let us pray. Who is the Greatest of Liars?
In unison the congregants respond, Adam Schiff.
What is his kingdom?
The Regime of Secrecy.
What is his kingdom?
The Deep State.
Who are his warriors?
The Democraps. The Libtards. The Liars. The Cheats. The Human Scum.
Let us pray. Oh @realDonaldTrump, you are our shepherd. Lead us out of this VALLEY OF DARKNESS! Destroy the WITCH HUNT! Deliver us to the PROMISARY LAND! We are your children. Show us how to smite the Ukrainian. Show us how to smite the Schiff. Deliver us from this false narrative, this SCAM, this FAKE, this SCHIFF’s CHARADE. Raise up the Russia. Lead us to Crowd Strike. Your wisdom will overcome the Devilish Legions. Your wisdom will slay the Biden. Your voice will ring out above the growling Pelosi. Wrap us in your arms. Show us the way to Stand With Elise!
Let us pray.
Almighty @realDonaldTrump, we offer our earplugs to shut out the lies of the Deepest State who sent its warriors to the Bunker, who spouted their hearsay, who conjured up a bubble of lies, who expose themselves like schoolboys, who howl to the darkness and receive their answers in plastic cups, who seek to assault fightadamschiff.com and the legions of truth and decency and honor. Oh @realDonaldTrump protect us from our foes, the Morons, the Never Trumpers, the Fake Whistleblowers, who hide in the shadows, who cast lies in mud and know nothing, who defend the mud and the lies, who seek destruction of the voices and the desires and the wants of the American people, who love their country, who love their patriot farmers, who love their everything that comes from you, @realDonaldTrump, only from you, from you, from you. – Friday, November 22, 2019