CSI: American Carnage (Friday, March 6, 2020)
WASHINGTON – We got hardly anybody sick, Stevie, and, don’t forget, they’re all going to work, hardly any effects, it’s like a cold or something like that, which isn’t sick. Donald is slumped in the recliner of the Executive Lounge. Stephen gets up, pushes his way through advancing debris, hops over the spreading melt and finally reaches the sink. He washes his hands and looks around for a towel, finally grabbing one from the mound near the trash. Donald shouts, Bring some of those puffy things over, will ya. Stephen grabs a bag and returns to the side table. Donald says, So we got maybe, what, 25 cases? There are 150,000 dead in China, maybe 160,000, 162,000, dead, you know, and we’ve got 21, and maybe three people they say died, but that’s not confirmed, okay. We’re going to have autopsies on everybody who they say died from the corona, autopsies, which is what they are telling me is the thing, and the tests, they all have their panties in a bunch about the so-called tests, but let me tell you Steverino, my hunch is, but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people, Jare, Kudlow, Mnuchen, a lot of other people that do this, a lot people will have this, or think they’re going to have it and it’s very mild and they’re gonna get well very rapidly and won’t even see a doctor, which is because, why bother? They don’t even call a doctor. You never hear about those people. So you can’t put them down in the category of the overall population in terms of this corona flu and — or virus, so you just can’t do that. So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work but they get better. So are they even sick? Do they have the corona? It’s like the old question, if the tree falls in the forest on top of somebody, you know? I don’t think so. That was Lincoln, and even he didn’t know. That’s why this testing thing is just bullshit. All it does is screw up the numbers. And they aren’t sick! They just screw up the numbers. Your Orientals are carriers, that’s obvious, and we have kept them out, we kept them out before anybody said keep them out, and now they are not here spreading the disease, Stevie, these are your people we’re blocking because, you know, if they can’t get in, you can’t throw them out, which means you can focus on the blacks that are not my blacks and the Spanish drug dealers and gangbangers. Stephen dips into the bag of puffies. He says, Absolutely. No question. No question about any of it at all. – Friday, March 6, 2020