CSI: American Carnage (Friday, March 22, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Donald says, When Benny gets here we’re gonna take it to a whole new level, you know what I’m saying? Whole new level. You done good, you done real good. Mike says, Thanks, boss. Yeah, you know, Benny says he’s gotta have the Golan because the Arabs are sneaky, they think it’s theirs, you know what I’m saying? When you told him he could have the Golan, Benny says, It’s a Purim miracle! He had the tears. Donald says, I hear ya. Miracle. Arabs, okay, we’re gonna kick their asses. Like, they think they can build bigger nukes. Okay. But remember, Mikey, remember that our nukes are the biggest. So Golan, yeah. Frigging mullahs. Send em all back to their mud huts in the desert. But good, you did good, and Benny says so, along with many others. Mikey says, Thanks, boss. I’m telling you that the work that our administration’s done to make sure that this democracy in the Middle East, that this Jewish state, remains, that’s a miracle. Donald says, Pure miracle. They all tried to do it, but only Trump could. Only Trump. Another Trump miracle. Mikey says, I’m confident that the lord is at work here. Donald says, You and Mike. Kick Arab ass, that’s all you guys want to do. God’s work. Day in, day out, kick Arab ass. That’s okay. That’s fine. But check in with Jare before you go kicking ass, you hear me? You may fuck up one of the deals. Mike says, The mullahs, and the Arabs. The Iranians. You know. We’re not talking Jare’s deals. We’re not gonna fuck up any deals, boss, trust me. I can text him if there’s a problem or if I got any questions. I gotta tell you that when I was being interviewed, the broadcaster asked about you. Really wanted to get at some tough stuff. Donald says, Oh? What did he ask you? Mikey says, Did I think President Trump right now has been sort of raised for such a time as this, just like Queen Esther, to help save the Jewish people from the Iranian menace? And I said, Yeah, as a Christian, I certainly believe that’s possible. Donald says, Who’s this Esther? She one of Benny’s squeezes? Mike says, Sort of, boss. Donald says, Never heard of her. But I gotta tell ya, Mikey, I like this sent by god stuff. They’re telling me the same thing all the time right here in Washington. It’s not just a Jew thing. Frank’s been telling me that I’m getting downloads direct from god, so, yeah, we’ll work with Benny’s Esther. Send her round. Here’s a tip. Check out this Pennsylvania guy with the Teller.
— Friday, March 22, 2019