CSI: American Carnage (Friday, March 13, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Donald licks the BBQ sauce off his fingers and mutes the teevee, which is showing a mashup of his Ohio, North Carolina, West Virginia, and Tennessee rallies, with emphasis on the crowd chants. He drops a chicken wing on the floor. Dammit! Donald says, picking it up and wiping some black stuff off on his wrapper. Donald says, You see, Stevie, it’s criminal what Obama did, criminal, but it’s gonna get blamed on Trump. It’s always Trump. Stephen says, You turned it around. Nobody who knows anything thinks otherwise. Donald says, President Trump came along just in the nick of time, he rode down that escalator with the great First Lady, though she wasn’t First Lady then, she was Mrs. Trump, wife of Trump, that’s all anybody knew. What else was there to know? But Trump was just in time, like they have with the cowboys and the cavalry and the Indians, you know, on the teevee. That’s Trump. Obama tried to wreck everything, okay, unbelievably bad, horrible, he tried to make everything like the shitholes. For decades the @CDCgov looked at, and studied, its testing system, but did nothing about it. It would always be inadequate and slow for a large scale pandemic, but a pandemic would never happen, they hoped. President Obama made changes that only complicated things further, Their response to H1N1 Swine Flu was a full scale disaster, with thousands dying, and nothing meaningful done to fix the testing problem, until now. The changes have been made and testing will soon happen on a very large scale basis. All Red Tape has been cut, ready to go! Stevie, we’ve tried to fix all of Obama’s fuckups, as you know, you know probably better than I do, his fuckups on the Mexican and all of that, which we have straightened out finally, in time to block all this shit coming in through the borders, and now that we’ve blocked it, we are ready to go with the CDC and these other people. It’s a miracle. A miracle. They’ll probably say Trump did this, Trump did that. That’s okay. But there’s some stuff you gotta take care of, you gotta take care of this Falluchi character, who is not doing enough with the Chinese who are trying to duck out on starting the Wuhan flu. There’s a reason it’s called the Wuhan, and Fallacchi has got to hammer that home on the Chinese, not talk about Trump. Trump had nothing to do with it! Stephen says, No. Absolutely not. Donald says, Wuhan Flu came from Wuhan. The US Army had nothing to do with it. Trump didn’t. Maybe Obama, which is probable, lots of people say that’s likely, so Fallacci needs to take a look at the Chinese bioweapons labs in Wuhan, okay, tell him that, and make sure our people coming back from Ireland and Scotland are treated nice. By the way, they’re saying that Obama and Holder developed a cure, which they’re going to drop right before the election. Okay, well, it’s obvious Obama will stop at nothing to get at Trump for exposing his crimes and his incompetence. That’s okay. that’s okay. we are just doing what’s right. – Friday, March 13, 2020