CSI: American Carnage (Friday, June 14, 2019)
Donald says, Wilbur, you covering my baby girl’s shit, right? Wilbur nods. He says, We’ve got her fashion line front and center at the SelectUSA Conference. We’ve already fielded lots of orders, particularly from Asia. Your Asians seem to like her new lines. Donald says, It’s the tits, you know. Asians love the tits. Wilbur says, Yeah. Then, we’ve got the wonderful Trump Hotel here in Washington highlighted too. We think we can squeeze some more room blocks from the Arabs. We’re looking for some serious bumps to your revenue stream going forward. Donald says, Kellyanne? Kellyanne says, We’ve passed along the info about the price increases to all our partners in, let’s see, oil & gas, real estate, mining, foreign ops, deregs, access peddling, leisure, arms, like, all of em. The envelopes are coming in already. Jeannie is monitoring cash flow, which is on a steep rise, as you can see on the power point. I’ve got spread sheets for everybody, too. Kellyanne passes out a folder. Donald says, Okay. Keep on em. Take that screen down. Mike? Mike says, We got the feelers out to our friends in the MidEast… Donald interrupts. Feelers? he says. We don’t want feelers. We want the envelopes and the suitcases and the bags and sacks. Mike says, Yeah, I know boss. We got those too. We got those coming in regular from Our Favorite Arab. But also, and this is key to growth, we’re trying to get a both-sides game up and running. Why should we limit ourselves? We’re not ready yet to get it down completely, which you know. You put it out on the twitter already. You told everybody they’re not ready and neither are we. Donald says, People wanna know what’s what. They wanna know that we are working hard and the results are flowing in. They wanna be part of the greatest, most successful administration probably ever. Bill? Bill says, We’re moving on these locals that’re illegally demanding payment for services. Donald says, Good. That’s the way you handle it. Bill says, We’re suing. Donald says, Right, right. You sue. Donald says, Okay, okay. We got Lou on speaker. He’s got some ideas. Lou, Lou. Can you hear me? Lou says, Yeah, loud and clear. Donald says, You wanna weigh in here? Lou says, Yeah. For one thing you gotta get these criminals in the intelligence agencies, you gotta stop the criminal meddling. Bill, you hear okay? Bill says, Yeah. Lou says, You roll up the Obama spooks, your Brennans, your Clappers, your Comeys, your McCabes, your Pages, Strzoks, and the rest of em. Then, you gotta pull in the other Obama people, Obama, Clinton, both of em, plus the so-called presidential candidates, the do-over types in the House, the Nadlers, Waters, Cummings, all the blacks, they aren’t the president’s blacks, they’re somebody else’s blacks. In the Senate, I’ll send you the list. But you pretty much know who it is. Ben opens his eyes and looks around. He folds his hands over his chest. He says, Excuse me, everyone, but I think I missed my turn and I want to report on the new bedroom set. Donald says, Okay Ben. Just a second, we’re working on the indictment stuff at the moment. — Saturday, June 14, 2019