CSI: American Carnage (Friday, July 5, 2019)
WASHINGTON – The Times guy takes out his notebook and works his way through the crowd as Donald speaks to the nation and whirligigs fly over the mall. He spots a man and a woman wearing Q tee shirts and dives in. He says, Do you mind if I talk to you for a minute? I’m from the Times. The man adjusts his cap and says, The End Times? The Times guy says, No, the New York Times. The woman says to the man, He’s Fake News out to bring down the president. The man reaches for his utility belt and pulls out a spatula. He says, Stay back! The Times guy says, Hey, okay. I thought you might want to say a few words about why you’re here. The president’s words echo across the mall: The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown. Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHendery, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant. The Times guy does a double take. The man says to the woman, You see, he knows! He knows that JFK Jr. is coming tonight. The Times guy says, What? The man turns a wary eye to the Times guy. The woman says, Go ahead, tell him Rupe, tell him. He can’t do anything to stop it. The man says, True thing. He turns to the Times guy, who is poised with his notebook and pencil, and says, Ok, take this down. We know that JFK Jr. faked his death. Most people don’t know that, but the president does, and the president knows that JFK is going to appear today and join the president’s fight against the pedophiles, Podesta and the rest of them. We know that JFK Jr. is going to join the team in the White House, and now we know he will replace Mike Pence. The Times guy, scribbling away, says, And how do we know that? The man says, Because the president just referenced the airports, which is a key to the puzzle. It relates to the return of Jesus, who will descend from the sky, as Washington and Jefferson foretold, and which the vice president has said on many occasions. He will come from above and descend and the day of judgment will be at hand, which is the airports and the airplanes. Can you see him yet Bea? the man says to the woman, who is scanning the sky. She says, He could be in one of the invisible planes, the bombers that you can’t see. That’s what I think. She continues to look at the sky as Donald says, And when dawn came there, the Star Spangled Banner waved defiant Shiloh, Antietam and Gettysburg. Our soldiers gave the last full measure of devotion for the true unity of our nation and the freedom of all Americans. – Friday, July 5, 2019