CSI: American Carnage (Friday, January 18, 2019)
Donald tells Stephen, How can I, doing such a tremendous job, a beautiful job, for which, by the way, I was elected, and elected by the women, by the women! who are now doing so good with the lowest unemployment in history, and, I, I was focused on what I was elected to do, and I never said I would give up my business, and I told the American people that I would not give it up, and they came out and voted for me in record numbers, so, and anyone who would believe a dishonest liar like Michael Cohen, or the disgusting Fake News™ Buzzfeed, I don’t know, it is amazing what the Democrats will do, to bring in the criminals and the thugs, but we will keep fighting, Stevie, because that’s what they want us to do. Stephen looks out the conference room window and turns back to his president. Stephen says, They will say anything to bring you down and stop The Wall. There are more than 20,000 murderers that came in last year across the border. No one who knows what is happening down there opposes what you are doing. It’s courageous. That they would support the little thieves and drug mules that the cartels are sending over isn’t surprising. Their vision of America is dark and crime infested and filled with the illegals who are pushing it all. Crime is everywhere, like flies and vermin. You don’t need lies and deception. The truth is bad enough, and that’s what they’re afraid of. They are afraid of the truth. Donald says, I had no deals in Russia. I had no investments in Russia. I never signed any deal. They can ask Rudy. I may have signed something that okayed talking to people. People talk to people all the time. So what. No big deal. No deal. They can talk to Rudy. Rudy knows that I had nothing to do with it and collusion. NO COLLUSION. And now that they know that I had NO COLLUSION, they change it to subhorning perjury, whatever the hell that is. I never testified about any of this. If you’re doing a great job and you’re not testifying because you’re fighting for the people’s Wall and bringing great unemployment, how the hell are you gonna subhorn the perjury? It’s not possible. Stephen says, Absolutely not. Anyone who is in the country and was born here knows that. But all they want are the sanctuary cities which they fill up with the criminals sneaking over the border. That’s why they oppose The Wall. They want more illegals to vote, which they think will stop you. Donald says, Michael Cohen, a low-level employee, which was a mistake, obviously, that Don Junior made, has never been anything but a liar. I’ve said that, I said that with the Crazy Stormy Daniels Business, I said it with the Wacky Russia Nonsense. These journalists think they can write whatever they want about Trump. They blame this Democrat shutdown on me. It’s all lies, but we’re gonna stop that. They spend a couple days in jail, make a new friend, and they are ready to talk. Barr knows what I’m talking about. There’s gonna be a new day around here, not the disgusting Cohen Witch Hunt day either. A new day. I like the sound of that. A new fucking day.