CSI: American Carnage (Friday, February 28, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Nobody’s tired, Stevie, Donald says. Our juices are up and running very strong, which some say is very inspirational, so inspirational. Stephen bites into a taco chip. He says, Do you think it is a betrayal to eat Mexican? Donald says, Are you kidding me? We eat Mexican all the time with the tacos and the fritos. Remember the fritos in India? Stephen says, Yes. I do. Absolutely. Donald says, Diamond thanked me for the tremendous strength we’ve shown with the virus thing, she was here with the other one, Silk, they are great blacks, my blacks. Stephen says, Your blacks. Donald says, She said nobody else could do it, the Coronavirus, which started in China and spread to various countries throughout the world, you understand, everywhere, all over, but very slowly in the U.S. because President Trump closed our border, and ended flights, VERY EARLY, is now being blamed, by the Do Nothing Democrats, to be the fault of “Trump.”.Stephen says, Absolutely, only you can fix it. Donald says, Same thing said by Diamond. She said the Do Nothing Democrats were busy wasting time on the Immigration Hoax, & anything else they could do to make the Republican Party look bad, while I was busy calling early BORDER & FLIGHT closings, putting us way ahead in our battle with Coronavirus. Dems called it VERY wrong! That, Stevie, is presidential. Presidential isn’t wearing brown suits and speaking like a slow commercial, which I think you understand. Which is a point I made when the theater people were here. Stephen takes another chip and says, Theater people? Donald says, Yeah. We met with the guys who are doing the play, FBI Loverbirds: Undercovers, that’s the title, they say, it’s my title, I say, no, no, but it’s a hard-hitting drama about Strzok and Lisa Page, the lovebirds of twitter. So. they were all here, not the traitors, but the stars, the stars, Kristy Swanson, she was star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, yeah, she was here, you know, and I was surprised, she’s still got the equipment at her age, firm, blond, you know her? Stephen nods. Donald says, And I forget the name of the guy who’s playing Strzok, some guy from Superman, and I told them, I said, You gonna have Superman, only I am a big enough star to take him down, you know, which is bigger, I said, Superman or Trump? They all said Trump, which is obvious, and I said, You want Trump, then only Trump can play Trump because everything I say, I own, it’s copyrighted and trade marked. I am Trump. Stephen, about to put a chip in his mouth, says, Of course, of course you are! Anyone who says anything else doesn’t know you. Trump is Trump! Donald says, I know everybody. The guy who wrote it, and I told him that he should take a look at why some people are in prison and why other people aren’t, which is a very dramatic drama itself, but nobody wants to hear that now, they only want to bash Trump for inventing a cure for the virus. Stephen says, That is so true, so true. – Friday, February 28, 2020