CSI: American Carnage (Friday, April 3, 2020)
WASHINGTON – It’s a tremendous idea, Donald says to Jerry, who nods. They are Zooming. Jerry says, Impeachment didn’t work. Mueller didn’t work. Now they are sending the Wuhan Satan Virus in. This will make them think twice. Jare says, They are desperate and my analysis, and don’t forget I’ve gotten very smart about this, Dad, my analysis shows that they are hyping it, over hyping it. Donald nods and looks at Jerry on the teevee. Jerry is looking at something off screen. He says, Psst! Later in my office. Donald says, Jerry, Jare thinks it’s overhyped. Jerry winks and turns back to the screen. He says, It may be. But we brought the kids back to school and so far we’ve only got a handful of cases, just a couple of looming deaths, and they are probably the flu. Donald says, You think your idea will work? Jerry says, No question. Even if they use these so-called super spreaders, the White House should be safe. The super spreaders are what we want. They’ll work to our advantage. Jare says, The super spreaders look like anyone else, though they tend to be black and Stephen says the Guatemalans and Mexicans and probably the Hondurans can be deployed. My sources in the private sector are certain that the lab-based virus can cause some damage, which is why I think Jerry’s plan may work. Donald turns to Jerry and says, Explain it again. Jerry says, We have a supply of super spreaders here in Virginia. They were all trying to escape but we captured them and brought the whole shebang to Corona Central. They’re being held there. We can easily bring them up to Washington and deploy them in rings around the White House, you know, chain them to posts or place them in stocks. The blacks are used to that. We ring the White House with them. They will be publicly shamed, people will flock to them, DeSantis can speak to that. And also what’s his name in Mississippi. Okay, they flock to them and in a matter of days, you have a Ring of Death around the White House. The bodies will pile up everywhere. All over. Maybe we can display them on pikes or trees or something. Jerry stops. Jare says, I think it’s promising. The bodies ringing the White House will serve as a warning to anyone who thinks they know what they’re talking about. It’ll be like a moat. Donald says, This is interesting, Ring of Death. Circle of Life, that’s better, a better name, the president protected by the Circle of Life. Jare says, It will clear away all the disease in the area, which is what you want your controlled killing to do. No more of these Tyvek suits in the meeting rooms. Donald says, This is a tremendous idea, as I said. The country will see the White House as disease free, protected by the Circle of Life. Jerry, can you do some kind of blessing ritual, you know, praise the god. Jerry says, No problem. Donald says, Jare get somebody to write this up. I’m gonna announce it on the show. People will love it. Their president, me, protected by the great Circle of Life and the bodies of the infected hanging there as perfect reminders of the way it used to be. – Friday, April 3, 2020