CSI: American Carnage (February 2, 2020)
The hooded prelate gazes out at the pews of the cathedral. Robed faithful enter, faces obscured by their cowls. The candles are lit. The prelate says,
What is being perpetrated on the American people?
The congregants respond,
A great and unbelievable hoax.
Who is perpetrating this hoax?
The radical socialist do-nothing Democrat party.
Why are they pursuing the hoax?
To overturn the results of the last election.
Let us pray. What is the call?
The call is perfect.
What is the call?
The call is perfect.
What has the president done?
Presided over the greatest of America that has never been seen in American history.
What has the president done?
The president has done nothing.
What has the president done?
The president has done nothing wrong.
How can the president be charged?
He cannot be charged for he has done nothing wrong.
What more do we need to know?
We need to know nothing more. There is nothing more to know. It is perfect.
What must we protect against?
Theft of the 2020 election.
What must we protect against?
Gutting of our Second Amendment rights.
What must we protect against.
The radical democrat socialists. Crooked. Schiffty. Nervous.
Let us pray.
Almighty, we thank you for this opportunity to show our love and devotion. Thy will will be done. Thy followers have built a mighty fortress. Thy Mexicans will pay for the building of the fortress and the dungeons of the fortress stand ready and waiting to receive those who have transgressed, those who have disobeyed, those who have been unfaithful.
Almighty, we will seek out the unfaithful and we will carry out thy will.