Ask President Trump (Dec. 19, 2020)
You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water.
Q. We need the water Mr. President, this is Henry, Hank, and we need the water and what about the ones coming from the underground, how are we going to deal with them are you going to tear them to shreds like we hope. Thanking you in advance, Mr. President.
President Trump: Well Hank, Hank’s an unusual name, but name’s are a dime a dozen and the great MAGATENT includes all kinds of names, even Wilbur, if you know what I mean, Wilbur, Sonny, we’ve got one, Eugene, Eugene, they are all here under the blanket and many of them, a lot of them, have looked into the water very strongly – at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucet on – and in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it, and you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. You go into a new building or a new house or a new home and they have standards only you don’t get water. You can’t wash your hands practically, there’s so little water comes out of the faucet. And the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands, You have many states where they have so much water – it comes down, it’s called rain. They don’t know what to do with it. So we’ve looked at that and we’ve opened that up and we’ve torn up the regulations and flushed them down the toilet, you know, Obama, Biden, just flushed them all down with one flush, not 15 Obama flushes where the shit just swirls around Hank, swirls around and doesn’t go anywhere, just floats there, stilly, and looks up at you, almost with a grin. But President Trump has fixed that and none of it comes back and if they do, the Guardians will take care of it, our greatest new force, out there, way out there, I call them the Guardians and so does everybody else. I thought of that, I said, Let’s call them Guardians, and everybody said, That’s great, Mr. President. Hank, problem solved. — Dec. 19, 2020