CSI: American Carnage (Jan. 2, 2021)
EN ROUTE TO WASHINGTON – Donald convenes his people in the video conference car. Lin, Rudy, Syd all beam in. The Trump Train is taking on water in Eden, a small town in Georgia outside of Savannah. Steam rises from beneath the belly of the engine as water rushes in through the pipes. The fireman shovels in more clean coal. The engineer pulls the cord and a shrieking whistle slices through the air. The locomotive gasps and sighs. More steam billows. Donald seems pleased. There are hundreds of Edenites lining the tracks. They are mostly Black. Donald waves from his window. Some men on horseback wave back. The people watch silently. Beyond them, workers can be seen digging great pits for the reception of cadavers. Black vultures circle in gyres above. Several alight on a cluster of great dark pine trees rimming the watering area. They cover the trees and watch. Some have alighted on the train. Donald says, My Blacks. Great people. Tremendous people. He waves again. The train sound system restarts the complete Lil Pump stream. Donald says, They like this. He waves again. Ok, Donald says, Lin, you’re up. Lin says, If Pence is arrested, @SecPompeo will save the election. Donald says, Yeah. Go on. Lin says, Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad. He is a coward & will sing like a bird & confess ALL. Donald says, Okay. Okay. Sounds good. Mike? Mike says, Well, we focus on Swagger (def.): To represent America with pride, humility, and professionalism. We’ve done it. Anyone not on board, they are not part of the team. Mike has something to say, We’ll listen. Lin says, You’re not on board. I don’t know where you are. Mike says, Big Challenges. Great Team. Securing Americans’ freedom. No mission gets done without colleagues who are fearless, smart and committed. Here’s to CNQ. #USMA86 @StateDept. That’s says it all. Lin says, Where are you? I can’t see you. Remember, look carefully at those who are calling me insane & urging my arrest. What is their agenda? Do they have something to hide & do not want TRUTH revealed? You will have to make your own choice as to whether you believe in me. Choose wisely. God bless you. Donald says, Alright. Alright. Let’s get together on the page. Syd, I want you to continue digging, okay? Syd’s screen is blank. Donald stares out the window. The engine billows great clouds of steam. More coal, More black vultures land in the pines. They peck at one another, ruffle their wings, and settle in. Donald thinks. Need more. There’s barely enough. People are standing along the track. They shift their weight from one foot to another. Donald says, They want me. They will do anything for me, just the way I have spent four years looking after all my people, all of them, except the ones that turned out to be ungrateful liars and cheaters. We are going all the way here. Clearly I gotta think of everything. He turns to the bank of video monitors. All are now blank. You are useless, Donald say. This is very simple, it will take a few minutes. Before even discussing the massive corruption which took place in the 2020 Election, which gives us far more votes than is necessary to win all of the Swing States (only need three), it must be noted that the State Legislatures were not in any way responsible for the massive changes made to the voting process, rules and regulations, many made hastily before the election, and therefore the whole State Election is not legal or Constitutional. Additionally, the Georgia Consent Decree is Unconstitutional & the State 2020 Presidential Election is therefore both illegal and invalid, and that would include the two current Senatorial Elections. In Wisconsin, Voters not asking for applications invalidates the Election. All of this without even discussing the millions of fraudulent votes that were cast or altered! That’s how its done, okay, that’s how you win an election that the other guy, so corrupt, so vicious, is trying to steal like a thief in the night. You Stop the Steal! Stop the Steal! January 6th. See you in D.C. Syd comes on a monitor at that moment. Donald says, Syd, you’re late. Syd says, Who owns #BenSasse & what is he hiding? Anyone not demanding transparency in this election is part of the problem and is owned by #CCP or #Iran or their agents #WeThePeople demand the truth! If election was honest, there’s nothing to fight @realDonaldTrump. Donald says, The more they fight, the more they show their total dishonesty and corruption. Syd says, Time now for #Patriots to protest with #American and #Trump flags in front of homes of all members of the legislatures in the states with most egregious fraud! Demand decertification! #TrumpWon No Christian can certify fraud #PrayForTruth #PrayForPence. Donald says, Mike should be executed after we try him. Syd says, Even the condemned man deserves you munificent prayers. Donald says, I don’t know. – Jan. 2, 2020