CSI: American Carnage (Monday, June 22, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Give me a break with the tears, Donald says, watching a tape of Chuck talk about the Dreamers. Donald says, Spare us all the tears and the bright ray of sunshine bullshit. Billy Boy, what can we do about Roberts? Is he our guy or is he their guy? You told me he was ours. Along with whatshisname, Goritex. What if Joey and the boys paid a little visit to both of them. Kill two birds, you know. Bill mumbles and is silent for a moment. He says, I’m struggling with the word visit. Donald says, Plus we can continue to push the bartender to take out Chuck. Bill says, That has an interesting aura about it. Donald says, Or just arrest all of them. Bill says, You might have an argument. Donald says, Just bust them. Boom! Very simple. Very easy. Very clean. Bill says, They’re involved in the conspiracy. It’s the biggest effort to remove a president since Lincoln, all the Russian allegations. They all play they’re roles. I think it’s too early, still, to say what all the roles are. But there are roles and they do play them. Donald says, Russia Russia Russia! Honest Abe never had to deal with Russia, which did not even preexist then. Did not exist! So a lot of people say Abe had it easy. Simpler times, you know. It goes Abe to JFK to Twin Towers. Now his people are going after me, plus these whining punks on the TikTok robo calls, and everybody is saying about the empty seats! There were no empty seats. The bartender doesn’t know what she’s talking about, as usual. Many are saying they can’t stomach an adult mean girl. If you’re going to buy up tickets, which nobody did, completely Fake News,™ that’s just nasty. Far worse than Russia. But all we hear is Russia Russia Russia. Why don’t we just arrest them for treason and prosecute to the full extent of the law? You can do that. The bartender, Cryin’ Chuck, and that treasonous scumbag Bolton. If anybody’s responsible, it’s that lying fake. We round them all up and put them on trial. Biggest trial of the century, of any century! They want to fuck with me, then I won’t fuck around, and I can do it. I can do anything I want. That’s what it says. Anything! Arrest Parscale, too. That cheat has gotten away with murder and larceny. He’s stolen cash money. And Biden and Obama have orchestrated the whole plot. This is a conspiracy unlike any other. Everything is chaos if we don’t act now! – Monday, June 22, 2020