CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, November 22, 2018)
Washington. Hillary should be behind bars, right? Donald asks Stephen as they settle in to watch Donald’s Louisville rally, one of his favorites. Stephen, grabbing a handful of cocoa puffs, says, No question. It is unbelievable that anyone could question this judicious use of executive authority. They are out to destroy you and everything you are trying to do to lift this country out of the Democrat slime pool, the slough of despond. Donald says, The what? Stephen says, This stinking mess they left for you. Donald says, Right. Matt will take care of it. Good man. Smart, very smart. Respected, which is, like, well thought about. He’ll take care of that end of the witch hunt. We got Joey No Socks who has been waiting in AC for the word, which is very close, so close. I just gotta turn him loose. And wait, this is a really good part, watch this, this is good. On the teevee, a raucus crowd cheers Donald. He shouts to them, A lot of people go around saying the American dream is dead, but I’m going to make it bigger and stronger and better than ever before. Donald pauses the tivo. Remember that? Remember how we told them it will be the greatest and strongest years ever? Stephen says, Absolutely. Absolutely. No one could forget that. Donald says, Okay remember this? Donald fast forwards. There is a protester. Several protesters. Donald says, Remember those lowlifes? A woman holds up a Love Trumps Hate sign. A man grabs it from her and rips it in two. Security pushes her out. The crowd cheers. Donald says, Get out. Donald watching says, Get out. Okay. Here it comes. There is another scuffle. On the teevee, Donald says, Who’s gonna pay for the wall? The crowd shouts, Mexico! Another scuffle breaks out. Security closes in. Donald at the podium says, Get ‘em the hell out of here. Get out. Get out. The crowd roars, Out! Out! Out! Donald pauses the teevee. Remember that one? They’re like little fucking birds eating from my hand. That’s the thing. This bozo Roberts. Moron, okay. Maybe Matt can take care of him too. Stephen says, That’s a great idea. Why should the Supreme Court be its own thing? They are just trying to undercut you. Donald says, Yeah, plus Roberts is an Obama guy. Loves Hillary. Roberts can say what he wants, but the 9th Circuit is a complete & total disaster. It is out of control, has a horrible reputation, is overturned more than any Circuit in the Country, 79%, & is used to get an almost guaranteed result. Judges must not Legislate Security and Safety at the Border, or anywhere else. They know nothing about it and are making our Country unsafe. Our great Law Enforcement professionals MUST BE ALLOWED TO DO THEIR JOB! If not there will be only bedlam, chaos, injury and death. We want the Constitution as written! Stephen says, Tremendous points. You let the courts run amok and there will be chaos and death. Donald says, They’re like the fucking mullahs, these court guys with their laws, you know what I’m saying, the fucking mullahs.
— Thursday, Nov. 22, 2018