CSI: American Carnage (Tuesday, May 5, 2020)
WASHINGTON — Stevie, says Donald, you look great, which is not surprising since you’re getting it every day now and we’re winning, which I keep telling the Catholics, who finally realize that Bobby isn’t everything, which he sure as hell isn’t so I told them Bobby was a looser and so was his brother Whinin’ Jack, who I’ve fixed, after he completely screwed up the Cuban pig thing with the missiles, but I finally fixed that shitshow, because, and here’s the thing, he was a looser, and Bobby was even more of a looser, they both, both of them got themselves killed, which I would never do, I do the killing, you know that Steverino, I do it, and no one even knows because somebody else does it, I do it and somebody else does it, because, you know, I got a brain up here and this is something I learned from my blacks, another thing that Baby Bobby and Whinin Jack never learned from their blacks, and they paid, because their blacks put their pictures up on the wall and they still got killed, which goes to show they don’t have what it takes up here – Donald points to his head and smiles at Stephen who is looking down at the tabletop in the conference room off the Oval – it’s up here and I don’t know what the loosers are thinking, but probably not anything, nothing at all, like Moonface, who Kellyanne got herself stuck with, a looser of the century, he’s lost every fucking time, and he can’t stand that I crushed him and he’s scared of losing again, which he will, and when he loses Kellyanne, and she says she’s gonna take care of it, take care of business because she is not a looser, not any kind of looser, and she is not stealing, the way Moonface does, which Reagan oughta take caare of, if I were Reagan I’d sue the shit out of the little twit, thinks he can go up against me, and I would crush him, Stevie, crush him like the worm or the bug that he is, one of those moonworms with the fat faces that you put under your shoe and all the green shit comes out from their worm insides but I didn’t tell that to the bishops, or cardinals or popes, I didn’t say that, no, I said if they wanted to win with the abortions, they couldn’t do any better than me, and if they wanted to get rid of the Dems, which they are creaming to do, they need to stick with me because with this alleged epidemic Stevie we are gonna win, like the boat with the sails, with the wind of disease blowing down its back, and the evangelicals are gonna win and the Catholics should win, but only if they stick with me because it’s gonna be tight, tighter than a witch’s tit, you know what I’m saying, and not even Crooked would argue that. – Tuesday, May, 5, 2020