CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, May 3, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Dad, I’ve done the job. Donald says, Great job, Jare. Jare says, We’re on our way. Donald says to the assembled staffers, I think Jare and his great team, which is you, and Jare, deserve a huge congratulations here because of what you’ve done for the American people who are begging me to reopen the country before they starve and suffocate to death, which would, as all of you know, defeat the purpose of the cure curing, not diseasing. Some have called this a great victory. I don’t know. But that’s what they call it, so maybe it is. It is. The group of staffers, who are referred to by some inside the White House as Jarry’s Kids, all applaud. A few blow raspberries and laugh, punching each other on the shoulder. Others whistle. USA! USA! Donald says, Kev you want to say a few things? You put together the roadmap after I gave Jare instructions on what we wanted. Jare delivered my ideas to you, which were interesting, you know, people tell me that. There is applause. Kevin says, Well thanks Mr. President. I just drew up a new model based on the president’s requirements, you know, lower deaths, rising financial ruin. I put them into the mix, you know, and we got projections that showed lower deaths and rising financial ruin. There is another round of applause. Kevin says, And Peter delivered it to Jare. There is clapping. Peter gives a wave to everyone. Marc says, You got to move these health nuts out of the way. They’re like the school nurse telling the principal how to run the school. There is more applause. Donald says, I think Mike has done an incredible job. He has been incredible. Nobody has been more incredible. Marc says, He’s worked hard to keep those numbers down, and I told him the other model was way out of line. No way would we get anywhere near the 60,000. No fucking way. More applause. A round of hooting breaks out. Marc waves. Donald says, Jare, why don’t you say a few words. Your Baby Doll is waiting. Donald looks over at Baby Doll. She blushes. Jare leaps up on a desk. Shouts of USA! USA! USA! fill the room. Jare says, I have, with dad’s leadership, delivered a great American success story. When the historians come down off their pedestals, when they write the epic saga of the Great Trump Era, they will look at this episode as the turning point from the old to the new. From the ashes rained down by the Deep State and the Chinese. They will write about how we acted firmly and without hesitation. They will chronicle, without hesitation, without the if onlys, how President Donald J. Trump, world leader, commander of all the armed forces of the United States, nuclear master, dad, transformed this great nation and prepared it for the decades that will follow. His gentle tutelage will be studied as he moves beyond to bring his cleansing vision to all. That is the great lesson here. There are no piles of the dead, only fraudulent voters waiting for their rides from the Democrat Party! The room applauds. Here! Here! Donald puts his arm around Baby Doll and listens to the cheers, a smile on his face. – Sunday, May 3, 2020