CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, February 27, 2020)
WASHINGTON – Oh, Sire, Mike says, we bow in awe at your vision and your foresight. We wonder if you plan to cast off POTUS Shield, it seems so unnecessary in the face of your power and magnificence. Donald, lining up a putt in the Oval, says, Okay. Mike says, Mother and our pastor will serve me as divine consultants, just as they did when we overcame the Devil’s Power in Indiana and suppressed the Gay Plague. Those were powerful years, Highness. We denied them their needles and maintained our purity. Only a few contracted the Plague. Some still live. Donald says, We want you to find out exactly how the radical Dems picked the whole thing up. They may have been involved in theft from the Chinese bioweapons lab — many people think that’s what started this, and the communists are using it like the tried to use the Ebola, and pushing that, which is what Obama and his cronies were trying to do, if you remember. We’ll see what happens. I don’t know. But, and this is strongly important, I do know that the numbers are coming down, any moron can see that. You have 15, now you’ve got 10 and five. That’s numbers coming down, you know. We should have none in a day or two, and then the communists and the do-nothings will have to work very hard, to, and they don’t like that, they don’t like to work, they’d much rather lay around and hug and kiss and try to spread everything that way. Mike says, Mother and I prayed on it. Donald says, Of course you did. Of course. And you should because, it’s like a choirboy and a priest. Mike says, Is there any information about the spread of this Devil Germ in the churches? Donald says, It’s not in the churches at all. As a matter of fact, the churches may be the place for you to start. We want you to speak to the pastors. They are our first and best defense. Mike says, The Devil Germ cannot penetrate the churches because god forbids it. The needles and so forth that you find in the drug houses are dripping with germs. But Jesus’s force field contains the germs and vanquishes them into the aether. Donald’s putt rims the hole and veers off to the right. He says, Shit, and picks up his ball. Donald says, Mike, this is very important. You want to use ether, fine, just be careful. We can’t be tied to the ether. Whatever happens, make sure, you must expose these communists and anti-god people. The Wall is important, but we need people to see that the communists and their gold-loving supporters are to blame for all of this, their backers, the ones that crept in here before, on their bellies, disgusting. All of them. Okay. All of them. Mike says, Most Magnificent, we shall expose them and focus on them like lasers drilling deep into the eyeball. Donald says, No need to be surgical. Just take them down. That’s the point. Take them down. This plot to destroy the markets, with the FISA, and the Comcast people, the traitors, Fake News™. Mike says, And now the Devil Germ. Donald says, We can’t allow it. Mike says, No, Sire, no. – Thursday, February 27, 2020