CSI: American Carnage (Thursday, November 28, 2019)
A NOTE TO READERS
Staff Writers and producers for CSI: American Carnage are on special assignment to the National Museum of American Buses, the new cultural initiative promoted by the Trump White House and the Adelson Foundation for National Palliation. According to reports received late Wednesday, an unidentified body was discovered near the entrance to the construction site, beneath an LFS Diesel bus, single deck model. A quiver of arrows was found near the body, which was clad in buckskin. A Bowie knife lay a few feet away. In the vest pocket of a leather jerkin was a note that read, Well, you have to ask that to Rudy. But Rudy, I don’t — I don’t even know. I know he was going to go to Ukraine, and I think he canceled a trip. But, you know, Rudy has other clients other than me. I’m one person. No, I didn’t direct him, but he’s a warrior. Rudy’s a warrior. Rudy went — he possibly saw something. But you have to understand Rudy has other people that he represents. He’s done a lot of work in Ukraine over the years, and I think — I mean, that’s what I heard. I might have even read that some place.