CSI: American Carnage (Monday, November 25, 2019)
WASHINGTON — Rick slithers up to the door of the Executive Lounge and listens. There are sounds of slurping coming from within. Rick bangs with his head until at last Hector opens up and looks down. Let me in, Hector, there is corruption taking place right now! Hector admits Rick who flops his way toward the recliner where a grey puss, similar to a kind of toxic spume, bubbles from beneath Donald’s right large toe, a leaking mass of corrosion attended to by Mike. The leak spreads across the floor. Donald looks over at Rick. Rick says, Oh Chosen One, Oh Gift of God, We have arrived to fulfill your needs and cleanse away the filth and the scum that infect your path. Mike stops sucking and says, Oh Sire, Mother and I are your only servants who come complete with our own pastor. I have cleansed for a length of time I can’t remember and Mother and our Pastor have served to absolve and encourage. Oh Beloved Highness, allow me to complete the toe ritual. I will add, today, Mastication and Regurgitation services, if that would be pleasing. Donald appears lost in revery, or somewhere else. Grey foam bubbles from his foot and spreads over the floor, drowning a cockroach and a colony of unidentified insects. Donald says, Embrace me and you embrace triumph. There is only one way. Mike says, Oh Sire, Most High, you are the way. Rick looks up, drool smeared on his glasses. Show me! he says. Oh Sire show it all to me. I want to see it in all its magnificence! Mike and Rick look up, expectation in their glassy eyes. – Monday, November 25, 2019