CSI: American Carnage (October 19, 2019)

CSI: American Carnage (October 19, 2019)

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

Due to unforeseen disruptions in the delivery system, CSI: American Carnage will be delayed today and may not appear. Our technicians are investigating the problem but have been hindered by sightings of what they describe as “peak” kraken surfacing in the Greenland Sea. Additional technical personnel have been dispatched to the area where CSI: American Carnage maintains a server farm that begins to malfunction at temperatures above the boiling point of water. We are awaiting their report and in the meantime today’s edition has been put on hold. This is a developing story. The Editors

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