CSI: American Carnage (Friday, November 9, 2018)
Tallahassee. Rick is concerned and thinks every Floridian should be concerned there is rampant fraud happening right now in Palm Beach and Broward counties. He dials up Marco and says, Every day since the election, the left-wing activists in Broward County have been coming up with more and more ballots out of nowhere. We all know what is going on. Every person in Florida knows exactly what is happening. Their goal is to mysteriously keep finding more votes until the election turns out the way they want. Marco says, Exactly. Their tactic is to delay and bring in the lawyers. The president is monitoring the situation. He has already deployed several squads and platoons of law enforcement to fan out across Lauderdale, across Palm Beach, Boca, Delray, Boynton. There are no lawyers who can slip through the net. Rick says, Well, our lawyers. Our lawyers. Tonight, I am asking the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to investigate this immediately. No ragtag group of liberal activists or lawyers from D.C. will be allowed to steal this election from the voters of this great state. All lawyers will be required to produce two pieces of identification and proof of residence. They will be required to recite, not read, recite, the preamble to the Florida election code. Marco says, the president has spoken, digitally with the twitter – Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Law Enforcement is looking into another big corruption scandal having to do with Election Fraud in #Broward and Palm Beach. Florida voted for Rick Scott! Rick says, Nothing could be clearer. The president says Florida voted for Rick Scott. I am Rick Scott. Marco says, Couldn’t be clearer. Rick says, Broward and Palm Beach Counties have failed in their duty to follow Florida law which requires that vote by mail and absentee ballots are counted within 30 minutes of polls closing. Marco says, I thought it was four days, which is Saturday? Like in the future? Rick says, Everything must be done and accounted for within 30 minutes. Every thing. Marco says, Whatever. 30 minutes it is. Broward. We are talking criminal here. They don’t know how many votes. They don’t know who’s counting. It’s shameful. Rick says, The president has reported on the twitter how they are trying to steal my election here in Florida. And what’s more he has shared a message from one of his constituents on the ground, or under the ground. Marco says, Underground? Rick ignores him. Rick says, She confirms exactly what I am telling you. She says, They’re trying to steal Gov. Scott’s Senate win in Florida!! They’ve found approximately 80,000 votes (in a closed room w/no oversight, and the lawyer is same one Clinton used for Steele dossier!) but they changed vote count 3 times PAST the deadline!!! Scott is rightly suing! Marco says, The president is an amazing resource.
— Friday, Nov. 9, 2018