CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, Aug. 4, 2019)
SPECIAL REPORT
EBENSBURG PA – In the wake of multiple incidents of gun violence over the last 24 hours, residents of this quiet former mining and steel town — where American flags are jabbed into front yards and BEWARE OF WIFE signs are plastered on windows –gather in multiple diners up and down High Street to talk about the deaths and the killings and the strange corn crop this season.
At Bertha’s, famous around town for its coffee and pancake special, Jim shakes his head and stares at the bottom of his cup.
“There’s a sickness in the land,” he finally says to his friend, Fred, who has just dived into his three-cake special. “That’s what it is. A sickness.”
Fred shakes his head. “No Jimbo, it’s not a sickness. It’s self defense. These Antifas are showing up everywhere these days. They come across the border and some, well, they grow ‘em right here. The Antifa and the radical homosexual agenda.”
“No, Freddy, you got it all wrong,” Jim says. “It’s the pedophiles. They could be setting up breeding operations in the old Number Two mine. Al says he saw a bunch of strangers down there yesterday, out there along the old abandoned turnpike. I think these breeding factories are bigger than we can imagine. It recently came out that Epstein, the Clinton buddy, was talking to scientists about impregnating mass numbers of women to be used for things.”
Plus, he adds, when you look at the video, you can see tunnel openings near the entrance of the Walmart. Easy in, easy out, he says. “Looks like they were prepping this for awhile.”
Fred shakes his head and tells his friend that they are not talking about something sick in the land. Nothing unusual about using the women for sex, he says, adding that there’s nothing more American than sex with the women. And the tunnels. Sex in the tunnels.
But Jim won’t have any of that. He tells Fred that there’s sickness in the country more than likely traceable to a foreign source. Perhaps there’s an infestation in drinking water, some kind of pollution. They’ve used that before.
The two friends exchange stories about recent heavy chemtrail activity over western Pennsylvania.
“That’s what the problem is with the corn,” says Jim. “I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. There could be DoD seeding mutations in operation. ”
Fred returns to the subject of the impregnated women. That’s why all these shooters look alike, he argues. Plus the fathers are all interacting with Marianne Williamson on Twitter and other social media platforms.
“Marianne Williamson has a close relationship with Oprah, and practices similar crystal healing modalities as John of god and Bryan Crusius, the supposed shooter’s father who, surprise, surprise, is a therapist,” he tells Jim. “They seem to be connected loosely by a John of god/Oprah nexus.”
Jim looks out onto Center Street.
“The month of August is traditionally very hot,” he tells Fred. “You have more than you know.” — Sunday, August 4, 2019