CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, June 2, 2019)
WASHINGTON – Gimme the fries, willya John-Boy, and listen up. You don’t need to cook up anything to take these weasels down. You just act, you understand? John gets up from his stool in front of the recliner in the Executive Lounge and grabs a bag of fries. He passes them to Donald and says, We don’t have the respect. If these were serious nations we would command the respect. Donald takes the fries and says, When you are the “Piggy Bank” Nation that foreign countries have been robbing and deceiving for years, the word TARIFF is a beautiful word indeed! Others must treat the United States fairly and with respect – We are no longer the “fools” of the past! John takes a gulp of his shake, wipes the droplets from his mustache with his sleeve, and says, Iran doesn’t understand nothing but the stick. We stop them now. The fishes, remember, they’re gonna swim in the water with the fishes. Donald says, Relax about the moolahs. Look, Bobo wants our help with the Brits, which used to be great, the Brits used to be great, the king and all that, but they took a turn, Obama turned them, okay? That was after Michelle told the church with the preacher to get whitey, which is where this nasty Meghan picked it up. They didn’t think we’d find out they were surveilling the Trump campaign with the wires and the taps, but the judge was on the case and the very talented guy from the CIA, the one who reported out about the Kerry raping in Vietnam, so Bobo needs me, only me, and you can put that in the Iranian hookah or whatever they call that thing, and warn them. We are serious. We command respect. We are not playing. We are my “Piggy Bank” now and nobody, not the Mexicans, not the Iranians, not that goddam Merkel, not any of the rest of the Eurotrash is gonna get their greasy fingers into the “Bank.” This I can tell you without doubt. – Sunday, June 2, 2019