CSI: American Carnage (Sunday, May 19, 2019)
WASHIGNTON — Donald sits at the middle of the conference table off the Oval, advisors gathered by speaker phone, facetime, twitter DM, and other covert and classified feeds. A voice on the phone is saying, Your Majesty, are you going to pardon Calley? His people are excited. They say if you’re going to pardon the guy who pissed on the dead Iraqi radical and if you’re gonna pardon the guys who machine-gunned the Nassar Square terrorists, you gotta consider Calley. Okay – Vietnam? Difficult. Jungle? Difficult. Viet Cong? Everywhere. Plus don’t forget the coverup. He’s done his time for serving his country. Donald says, We’re considering. His service was a great service and all options are on the table. Ya gotta remember, the Blackwater guys are very fine people, most of them, and most people say there was nothing they could do about the Nassar Square thing when you got a car being pushed by a policeman. Was I there? I wasn’t there. I don’t know. But many say they were very much in defense. I told Betsy to get Eric to look into it and she reported back that there was nothing they could do but kill them all, to be safe, you want to be safe. Calley, that was a long time ago, and he’s been serving a very long time, very long, and maybe we need to move on from Vietnam, which is what I was elected to do, move on and get this country back on the path, and look at some of the other great wars, and so we will see. As you wish, Magnificence. Another voice comes in via direct feed over the secure line. The voice is scrambled, but appears to be male. Donald says to Stephen, run it through the black-box decoder. Stephen says, Absolutely. It must be one of our field guys. Stephen points his finger at the speaker and turns a dial on his ring. The voice becomes intelligible. We are taking a deep dive into the geoengineering activities, it says. Donald says, The chemtrails? The voice says, No, of course not, Sire. The chemtrail stuff is settled as you directed. We are talking about the chemicals that the rogue Deep State elements are deploying globally. The climate modification program. You were right, of course. Obama and Hillary launched the weather warfare campaign at some point in early 2016. They were focused on Russia, to confuse the Russian people, even incite them to challenge President Putin, who had outsmarted them at every turn. Donald looks at Stephen and nods. The voice says, Cleave, divide, topple – it appeared to be the typical destabilizing op, routine – Africa, the Middle East. The usual suspects. But secretly, it was aimed at Russia, part of a broad Obama-Clinton black op aimed at weakening what they considered the alleged bad actors. China was in on it. According to our sources in Vladivostok and Beijing, the worst thing Obama and the Chinese didn’t want, the worst thing they could have happen was stability, calmness, power, strength, a sense of solemnity, purpose, cooperation. They didn’t want that. What they wanted was skepticism, people in the streets. They wanted people tearing each other apart. You know, the wounds of war, the entrails, all that stuff. The Obama-Hillary-China gang would just sit back, wait, and collect their dividends. What they didn’t expect was you. Donald looks at Stephen and nods again. Your election derailed their game, caught them by total surprise. That’s what we got so far. The communication breaks off. Donald sits back, his brow furrowed. He says, This is serious. Redirect the microwave beams. Get me what’s his name at Raytheon. I want to know how we can get the rain to California, like around Topanga and Hollywood, as fast as possible. Don’t want to lose any more real estate to fire. Stephen says, Absolutely. Donald says, Okay, let’s hear from Mike. Donald picks up his tivo and turns on the conference-room teevee – Sunday, May 19, 2019