CSI: American Carnage (Saturday, March 30, 2019)
NEW YORK — Doocer says, The president has made clear, Brian, that he’s not going to be bullied by these Mexicans who run the government of Mexico, who are, according to our reports, and I’m told, Brian, by the highest government sources, are mostly rapists who’ve been hired by Hamas, and that’s straight from the Israelis, Brian, the Mossad, who have been tracking the terror surge on the southern U.S. border for quite some time, according to our reporters who are out there on the ground along the border, all along the border, watching as the country prepares to install The Wall. Killer says, That’s right, Steve, we now have video, and we’re going to show it in a moment, of an MS13 training program, where they go down into these countries, just go down there, the MS13, and recruit the innocent toddlers, pull them from their mothers’ backs, which is where your toddler in Guatemala spends most of his time, not on their bosoms, but on their backs – another reason to doubt these reports of what’s going on in the fenced off special sections on the border, all this talk of babies ripped from their mothers’ bosoms, it is simply not so, they are not on the bosoms, Steve, they are on the backs, and you will be able to see this in action in our video, fresh from the field, our exclusive video, The Littlest Terrorist, which will expose this hoax once and for all. Doocer says, Brian, that is awesome. I can’t wait to see it, and I know the President will want to see it as he formulates policy for the border. Brian says, Oh yes, the President needs to think about how he’s going to treat these terrorists surging into the United States of America, and I think, and our producers, and Lou and Sean, they’ve been thinking too, like we all have our thinking caps on here at Fox News, and we believe that Mexico is making billions off the United States of America, billions and billions, and we think the president has had it up to here, and that if the Mexicans aren’t going to do the job, then the border needs to be shut down, closed down, because that’s how you keep America safe – you keep out the criminals and drug dealers and gangs and whatever, you keep them out, and we think that’s what the president ought to do. Doocer turns toward the camera. He says, Awesome! What do you think? We’ll be back with more answers and analysis and the big story about the Red Cross rescue pooch in Yemen after this. Killer says, And excerpts from The Littlest Terrorist which will run Saturday, Sunday, and Monday nights at 12:30 a.m. right here on Fox News.
— Saturday. March 30, 2019